DM (to our half-elf rogue): You’re now cursed. Whenever you step into the moonlight, you turn into a giant lobster.
Wizard: See, I told you not to go grabbing random magic items but no— Nobody ever listens to me.
So this happened at Subway the other day
- Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
- Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
- Me: Um... John Green.
- Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
- Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
- Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.