THE BATTLEAXE WRATH!

Delve into my messed up brain. And if you like art and design check out tehbattleaxedesigns.tumblr.com!

outofcontextdnd:

DM (to our half-elf rogue): You’re now cursed. Whenever you step into the moonlight, you turn into a giant lobster. 
Wizard: See, I told you not to go grabbing random magic items but no— Nobody ever listens to me. 

So this happened at Subway the other day

  • Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
  • Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
  • Me: Um... John Green.
  • Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
  • Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
  • Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.